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Tips on Filling your Vehicles...

This is a message received from a friend :

I don't know what you guys are paying for petrol... but here in Durban, we are also paying higher, up to 47.35 per litre. But my line of work is in petroleum for about 31 years now, so here are some tricks to get more of your money's worth for every litre. Here at the Marian Hill Pipeline, where I work in Durban, we deliver about 4 million litres in a 24-hour period thru the pipeline. One day is diesel; the next day is jet fuel, and petrol, LRP and Unleaded. We have 34-storage tanks here with a total capacity of 16,800,000 litres.


ONLY BUY OR FILL UP YOUR CAR OR BIKKIE IN THE EARLY MORNING WHEN
THE GROUND TEMPERATURE IS STILL COLD.

Remember that all service stations have their storage tanks buried below ground. The colder the ground, the denser the fuel, when it gets warmer petrol expands, so buying in the afternoon or in the evening.... your litre is not exactly a litre... In the petroleum business, the specific gravity and the temperature of the petrol, diesel and jet fuel, ethanol and other petroleum products play an important role. A 1degree rise in temperature is a big deal for this business. But the service stations do not have temperature compensation at the pumps.





WHEN YOU'RE FILLING UP, DO NOT SQUEEZE THE TRIGGER OF THE NOZZLE TO A FAST MODE.

If you look, you will see that the trigger has three (3) stages: low, middle, and high. In slow mode, you should be pumping on low speed, thereby minimizing the vapours that are created, while you are pumping. All hoses at the pump have a vapour return. If you are pumping on the fast rate, some of the liquid that goes to your tank becomes vapour. Those vapours are being sucked up and back into the underground storage tank so you're getting less worth for your money.



ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT TIPS IS TO FILL UP WHEN YOUR TANK IS HALF FULL.

The reason for this is, the more fuel you have in your tank, the less air occupying its empty space. Petrol evaporates faster than you can imagine. Petroleum storage tanks have an internal floating roof. This roof serves as zero clearance between the petrol and the atmosphere, so it minimizes the evaporation. Unlike service stations, here where I work, every truck that we load is temperature compensated, so that every litre is actually the exact amount.


ANOTHER REMINDER, IF THERE IS A FUEL TRUCK PUMPING INTO THE STORAGE TANKS, WHEN YOU STOP TO BUY, DO NOT FILL UP - most likely the petrol/diesel is being stirred up as the fuel is being delivered, and you might pick up some of the dirt that normally settles on the bottom.


Hope, this will help you get the maximum value for your money.

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LETTER FROM BANTA SINGH OF PUNJAB TO MR. BILL GATES OF MICROSOFT

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems,
which I want to bring to your notice:

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you
to check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. We request you to change that to
'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only
're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the
door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but was
unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft
sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon
which shows 'My Computer'; when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says 'My Pictures' but there is not even a
single
photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the
PC at home only.

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past
Documents'?

10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My
Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office
hours.

Regards,

Banta

Last one to Mr Bill Gates :
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?????

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DRINK WATER ON EMPTY STOMACH

Masih sekitar manfaat minum air.
Semoga kita sehat semuanya.

DRINK WATER ON EMPTY STOMACH
It is popular in Japan today to drink water immediately after waking up every morning. Furthermore, scientific tests have proven its value. We publish below a description of use of water for our readers. For old and serious diseases as well as modern illnesses the water treatment had been found successful by a Japanese medical society as a 100% cure for the following diseases:
Headache, body ache, heart system, arthritis, fast heart beat, epilepsy, excess fatness, bronchitis asthma, TB, meningitis, kidney and urine diseases, vomiting, gastritis, diarrhea, piles, diabetes, constipation, all eye diseases, womb, cancer and menstrual disorders, ear nose and throat diseases.

MINUM AIR PADA SAAT PERUT KOSONG
Di Jepang sekarang ini sangat popular sekali trend minum air segera setelah Bangun pagi. Apalagi, test ilmiah telah membuktikan keampuhannya. Kami memberikan deskripsi penggunaan air kepada pembaca kami dibawah ini. Terapi air ini telah dibuktikan sukses oleh kumpulan pengobatan Jepang untuk penyakit lama dan serius dan juga penyakit moderen. Penyakit-penyakit tersebut adalah sebagai berikut:
Sakit kepala, sakit badan, system jantung, arthritis, detak jantung cepat, epilepsi, kelebihan berat badan, asma bronchitis, penyakit ginjal dan urin, muntah-muntah, asam lambung, diare, diabetes, susah buang air besar, semua penyakit mata, rahim, kanker, datang bulan lancar, dan penyakit telinga, hidung dan kerongkongan.



METHOD OF TREATMENT
1. As you wake up in the morning before brushing teeth, drink 4 x 160ml glasses of water
2. Brush and clean the mouth but do not eat or drink anything for 45 minute
3. After 45 minutes you may eat and drink as normal.
4. After 15 minutes of breakfast, lunch and dinner do not eat or drink anything for 2 hours
5. Those who are old or sick and are unable to drink 4 glasses of water at the beginning may commence by taking little water and gradually increase it to 4 glasses per day.
6. The above method of treatment will cure diseases of the sick and others can enjoy a healthy life.

METODE TERAPI

1. Setelah anda Bangun pagi sebelum mengosok gigi, minum 4 x 160 gelas air
2. Gosok dan bersihkan mulut tetapi jangan makan ataupun minum apapun selama 45
menit
3. Setelah 45 menit anda boleh makan dan minum seperti biasa
4. Setelah 15 menit sarapan, makan siang dan makan malam, jangan makan ataupun minum
apapun selama 2 jam
5. Untuk anda yang tua ataupun sakit dan tidak dapat minum 4 gelas air pada saat
mulai bisa digantikan dengan meminum sedikit air terlebih dahulu dan kemudian
ditingkatkan secara berkala hingga 4 gelas per hari.
6. Metode diatas adalah terapi untuk mengobati penyakit dari orang yang sakit dan
orang lain dapat menikmati hidup yang sehat.


The following list gives the number of days of treatment required to cure/control/reduce main diseases:
1. High Blood Pressure (30 days)
2. Gastric (10 days)
3. Diabetes (30 days)
4. Constipation (10 days)
5. Cancer (180 days)
6. TB (90 days)
7. Arthritis patients should follow the above treatment only for 3 days in the 1st
week, and from 2nd week onwards - daily.

This treatment method has no side effects, however at the commencement of treatment you may have to urinate a few times.

Daftar berikut adalah jumlah hari yang dibutuhkan untuk terapi pengobatan/control/mengurangi penyakit utama:
1. Tekanan darah tinggi (30 hari)
2. Asam lambung (10 hari)
3. Diabetes (30 hari)
4. Susah buang air besar/konstipasi (10 hari)
5. Kanker (180 hari)
6. Tuberculosis (90 hari)
7. Pasien arthritis disarankan untuk mengikuti terapi diatas ini hanya 3 hari pada
minggu pertama dan dari minggu kedua dan seterusnya - setiap hari

Metode pengobatan ini tidak mempunyai efek samping, tetapi pada saat pelaksanaan pengobatan ini anda mungkin akan buang air beberapa kali.

It is better if we continue this and make this procedure as a routine work in our life. Drink Water and Stay healthy and Active.

Adalah lebih baik jika kita melanjutkan terapi ini dan menjadikan prosedur ini sebagai rutinitas kerja dalam kehidupan kita. Minum air dan tetap sehat dan aktif.

This makes sense ... The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals ..not cold water. Maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating!!! Nothing to lose, everything to gain...

Hal ini masuk akal.... Orang Cina dan Jepang minum the hangat pada saat makan mereka ... bukan air dingin. Mungkin sudah waktunya kita mengadopsi kebiasaan minum mereka sewaktu makan !!! Tidak ada ruginya…


For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you.
It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion.


Untuk yang suka minum air dingin, artikel ini mungkin berguna untuk anda. Adalah enak untuk minum minuman dingin setelah makan. Bagaimanapun, air dingin akan memadatkan minyak yang anda konsumsi. Ia akan memperlambat pencernaan.


Once this "sludge" reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine.
Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.

Sekali "kotoran" ini bereaksi dengan asam, ia akan dipecah dan diserap oleh intestine lebih cepat daripada makanan padat. Ia akan berbaris dalam usus besar. Dengan cepat, ini akan berubah menjadi lemak dan menjadi pemicu kanker. Adalah sangat bagus untuk minum sup hangat ataupun air hangat setelah makan.


A serious note about heart attacks:
Women should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting, Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line. You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack. Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms.60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up. Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know, the better chance we could survive...


Pesan yang serius untuk serangan jantung:
Wanita seharusnya tahu jika tidak semua simptom serangan jantung adalah sakit pada lengan kiri. Berhati-hatilah terhadap sakit yang sangat pada garis rahang
Kamu mungkin tidak pernah merasakan sakit pertama pada dada selama serangan jantung
Pusing dan keringat berlebihan merupakan simptom pada umumnya.
60% dari orang mengalami serangan jantung ketika mereka sedang tidur tetapi tidak bangun lagi. Sakit pada rahang dapat membangunkan anda dari tidur yang lelap. Mari berhati-hati dan sadar. Makin banyak kita tahu, kesempatan bertahan hidup menjadi lebih besar

A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this mail sends it to everyone they know, you can be sure that we'll save at least one life.


Seorang ahli jantung berkata jika semua orang yang mendapatkan email ini melanjutkan pengiriman kepada semua orang yang mereka kenal, anda akan bisa pastikan kita akan menyelamatkan setidaknya satu nyawa.

Please be a true friend and send this article to all your friends you care about

Marilah menjadi teman yang terbaik dan kirim artikel ini kepada seluruh teman yang anda perduli.

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