8:41 AM
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4:26 PM
Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.
Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.
Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.
Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac .
Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.
Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.
TV has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.
Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".
Conclusion: "Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!"
4:26 PM
An Indian is having his breakfast (coffee,croissants,bread, butter And jam)
when an American man; chewing gum, sits down next to him.
The Indian ignores the American who, nevertheless,starts a conversation.
American: 'You Indians eat the whole bread?'
Indian (coolly): 'Of course.'
American: (after blowing a huge bubble)'We don't.
In America , we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a
container recycle it,transform them into croissants and sell them to
India .' The American has a smirk on his face.
The Indian munches on... gives a cold look but did not
reply.The American refuses to take the cue and persists:
'Do you eat jelly with the bread??'
Indian: 'Of Course.'
American: (cracking his gum between his teeth andchuckling). 'We don't.
In America we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all
the peels, seeds,and left overs in containers, recycle them, transform
them into jam and sell the jam to India .'
The Indian puts his coffee mug down...looks straight
in the American's eye and then asks: 'Do you have sex in America ?'
American: 'Why of course we do', the American says with a big smirk.
Indian: 'And what do you do with the condoms once
you've used them?'American: 'We throw them away, of course.'
Indian: 'We don't. In India , we put them in a
container, recycle them, melt
them down into chewing gum and sell them to America .
10:41 AM
11:07 AM
Matthew 14:22-23
Taken from the book "A Shepherd's Voice", Reflections on the Sunday Gospel
( Cycle A ) by Most Rev. Mylo Hubert C. Vergara, DD, MA, STD.
When you don't know how to pray, pray anyway!is no excuse.
When you don't feel like praying, pray anyway! Depression is no excuse.When dullness sits on you like a vulture, and you can't muster enough enthusiasm to change channels,much less to pray, pray anyway! Boredom in no excuse!
When you see no need to pray and no reason to intercede for those about you,
recognize this as a sign of impending danger, and pray anyway! Blindness is no excuse. When you've grown spiritually lazy and feel that you'll never be able to pick up your Bible and read it the way you once did, especially pray anyway.
Laziness is no excuse.When you don't understand what big deal is about prayer,and you think it's overrated because it never did you much good, pray anyway. Immaturity is no excuse. When you're tired to remember your own name, and you know God will understand if you don't pray, pray anyway. Fatigue is no excuse. When you're embarassed to be back before God, confessing the same sins and admitting the same failures, come on and pray anyway. Shame is no excuse. When you've been unfaithful and you know it and you feel that burden of guilt that makes you want to run and hide under the porch, pray anyway Sin is no excuse. When the nagging voice of the enemy keeps telling you there is no God and even if there were, He'd never have anything to do with a nothing like you, pray anyway. Unbelief is no excuse.
We can bless ourselves immeasurably by rescuing our prayer life from bondage to our emotions and circumstances. There is no time and there are no conditions in which prayer is not necessary,not helpful, and not the right thing to do.
