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10 April 2008

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05 April 2008

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04 April 2008

ANGELS EXPLAINED BY CHILDREN

I only know the names of two angels, Hark and Harold.
~~~Gregory, 5

Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists are working on it.
~~~Olive, 9


It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go to Heaven, and then there's still the flight training to go through. And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes.
~~~Matthew, 9


Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do something else.
~~~Mitchell, 7


My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much good for science.
~~~Henry, 8


Angels don't eat , but they drink milk from Holy Cows!!! ---> I think this is the FUNNIEST of all HA HA HA HA HA...
~~~Jack, 6


Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to heaven. The main subject is where you went wrong before you got dead.
~~~Daniel, 9


When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And when he lets out his breath, somewhere there's a tornado.
~~~Reagan, 10


Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you lose a tooth, an angel comes in through you r window and leaves money under your pillow. Then when it gets cold, angels go south for the winter.
~~~Sara, 6


Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his son, who's a very good carpenter.
~~~Jared, 8


All angels are girls because they gotta wear dresses and boys didn't go for it.
~~~Antonio, 9



My angel is my grandma who died last year. She got a big head start on helping me while she was still down here on earth.
~~~ Lynn , 9



Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick animals and pets. And if they don't make the animals get better, they help the child get over it.
~~~Vicki, 8


What I don't get about angels is why, when someone is in love, they shoot arrows at them.
~~~ Sarah, 7

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03 April 2008

Body Signal

Anda pasti pernah mengalami kedutan, cegukan atau kuping berdenging. Sayangnya, sebagian besar dari Anda seringkali mengabaikan tanda-tanda tubuh tersebut. Padahal menurut dr. Karen Wolfe, penulis buku Create The Body Your Soul Desires, mengatakan bahwa tubuh yang mengalami kedutan atau cegukan bisa menjadi pertanda bahwa tubuh Anda sedang mengalami gangguan ringan. Namun meskipun gangguan tersebut tergolong ringan, tidak berarti Anda harus mengabaikannya. Sebab, dengan memahami 'sinyal' yang diberikan oleh tubuh diharapkan Anda dapat lebih peduli pada tubuh sehingga tubuh menjadi lebih sehat.

Kedutan pada kelopak mata
Gerakan tak sadar yang diberikan oleh bagian tubuh Anda ini menandakan bahwa tubuh Anda kurang beristirahat dan tidur. Bahkan para ahli kesehatan sepakat, 99% kekejangan pada mata disebabkan karena tubuh Anda didera stres dan lelah yang amat sangat. Tak ada cara lain yang bisa Anda lakukan untuk menghentikan kedutan pada mata ini selain membiarkan tubuh dan mata Anda untuk beristirahat. Mengompres mata Anda dengan air hangat untuk beberapa saat juga sangat membantu.

Menguap terus
Menguap tidak selalu berarti mengantuk. Menguap, juga merupakan sinyal dari alam bawah sadar Anda bahwa tubuh Anda kurang bergerak. Misalnya, Anda terlalu serius bekerja sehingga menghabiskan lebih dari lima jam duduk di depan komputer. Terlalu banyak menguap bisa juga berarti bahwa oksigen di dalam otak Anda sedang menurun jumlahnya. Hati-hati, kondisi ini bisa menurunkan tingkat kewaspadaan serta kosentrasi Anda terhadap pekerjaan dan lingkungan di sekitar Anda.

Cegukan
Anda cegukan padahal Anda tidak sedang makan apapun. Kondisi ini menjadi sinyal bahwa tubuh Anda sedang mengalami stres. Hal ini karena cegukan melepaskan hormon stres ke dalam aliran darah, kemudian merangsang serat saraf secara berlebihan. Akibatnya, terjadi kontraksi otot tak sadar yang terletak di d eka t pita suara sehingga menimbulkan bunyi. Cara termudah untuk meredakan cegukan Anda adalah dengan cara menelan sedikit gula pasir. Butiran gula pasir akan menstimulir ujung saraf di balik kerongkongan sehingga menghambat impuls saraf lainnya, sehingga cegukan pun reda.

Kaki kram
Apakah Anda sering mengalami kaki kram secara intens setiap malam? Kram kaki merupakan sinyal tubuh yang mengisyaratkan bahwa tubuh Anda sedang mengalami dehidrasi, kekurangan kalsium dan magnesium. Untuk mengatasinya adalah minumlah air putih lebih banyak dari biasanya. Susu kalsium juga sangat disarankan.

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KAMASUTRA PICTURE

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What should I do to marry a rich guy?

young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York . My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden , $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)

2) Which age group should I target?

3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys

4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (My target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

Here's a reply from a Wall Street Financial guy:



Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyze your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of beauty and money: Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a trading position. If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or leased. Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in leasing services, do contact me.

Signed,

J.P. Morgan

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